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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,600.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,600.00
-0.490 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,609.18
+8.69 (+0.33%)
10 min
$2,610.70
+10.21 (+0.39%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227430
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.227800
+0.0₃409 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.228180
+0.0₃789 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016010
+0.0₅999 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.016020
+0.0₄199 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.016090
+0.0₄899 (+0.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar evangelism triggered a crypto market shrug so mild it barely registered on the seismograph. ETH dipped a negligible 0.02% in the first minute before rebounding 0.39% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK inched up 0.35% and 0.56% respectively—movements so subtle they could be mistaken for rounding errors. Compared to historical solar-themed posts, this volatility is downright tranquil: past similar tweets saw ETH swing up to 1.86% down and DOGE drop 2.5%, proving Musk’s solar rants now have the market impact of a cloudy day. Nothing says "revolutionary energy take" like cryptocurrencies responding with the enthusiasm of a nap.

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