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@ElonClipsX : Elon Musk: The sun provides basically 100% of the energy in the solar system. “One way to look at civilization is progress…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,495.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,490.20
-5.280 (-0.21%)
5 min
$2,492.95
-2.530 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,493.43
-2.050 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220950
-0.0₃629 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.221150
-0.0₃429 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.221290
-0.0₃29 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.018560
-0.0₃67 (-3.48%)
5 min
$0.018830
-0.0₃4 (-2.08%)
10 min
$0.018870
-0.0₃359 (-1.87%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar musing sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, with GORK taking it personally. ETH dipped 0.21% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.08% drop by 10 minutes: a shrug in crypto terms. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.28% initial slip, fading to 0.13%—less "wow," more "meh." GORK, however, plunged 3.48% out of the gate, as if offended by the sun’s dominance. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past solar tweets triggered ETH swings up to 1.86% and DOGE drops of 2.50%. GORK’s 3.48% today is its second-worst solar-related tantrum, narrowly avoiding the 2.79% meltdown from May 23. Nothing says "efficient markets" like altcoins panicking over a physics lesson.

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