China is deploying vast amounts of solar power

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

China installed 278 GW of solar last year. 57% more than the U.S. has installed - in total.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,199.03

Time after posted
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1 min
$2,201.79
+2.76 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,198.53
-0.500 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,201.25
+2.22 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.195580
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
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$0.195270
-0.0₃239 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.195360
-0.0₃149 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

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$0.029270
+0.0₄6 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.029220
+0.0₅999 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.029560
+0.0₃349 (+1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's solar power post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with GORK emerging as the unlikely winner. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.13% in 1 minute, down 0.02% in 5, then clawed back 0.10% by minute 10. DOGE barely moved, proving even memes have limits: a 0.04% uptick, then 0.12% and 0.08% drops. GORK defied logic with a 1.20% surge over 10 minutes, because why not. Volatility was tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms: last year’s similar solar post saw ETH swing 0.13% versus today’s 0.10% peak. DOGE’s 0.15% historical jump makes today’s 0.04% look like a yawn. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto reacting to solar stats with the precision of a drunk archer.

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