Solar power is very obviously the future if you can do elementary math. Compared to the Sun, all other energy combined is like caveman burning some twigs.

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Jesse Peltan
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,662.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,663.64
+1.02 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,665.17
+2.55 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,644.52
-18.100 (-0.68%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.245150
+0.0₃15 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.245480
+0.0₃48 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.243550
-0.001 (-0.59%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023800
-0.0₄699 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.023780
-0.0₄899 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.023580
-0.0₃289 (-1.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's solar evangelism once again proves that crypto markets react to his tweets like sleep-deprived day traders to a caffeine drip. ETH saw a fleeting 0.04% bump in the first minute, then a 0.10% rise by minute five, only to nosedive 0.68% by minute ten: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.20% peak before a 0.59% drop, while GORK—ever the contrarian—slid 1.21% with zero resistance. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past solar-themed posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.83% and DOGE spikes of 1.78%, though GORK’s 2.98% plunge suggests it’s the designated punching bag of Musk-adjacent hype. Nothing says "elementary math" like crypto prices defying logic faster than you can say "caveman burning twigs."

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