ELON: “ENERGY WILL INCREASE A BILLIONFOLD" He says Earth’s energy use will grow 100x as we max out solar: "As we progress along the Kardashev Scale, energy harnessed on Earth will increase a hundredfold and will mostly be solar aka fusion aka starlight. Then energy harnessed

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,580.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,570.19
-9.910 (-0.38%)
5 min
$2,572.88
-7.220 (-0.28%)
10 min
$2,567.66
-12.440 (-0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.246770
-0.003 (-1.05%)
5 min
$0.247280
-0.002 (-0.85%)
10 min
$0.249590
+0.0₃2 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.050210
+0.0₃179 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.049940
-0.0₄899 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.050060
+0.0₄3 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest energy musings sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, with ETH and DOGE briefly questioning their life choices. ETH dipped 0.38% in the first minute, stabilized to -0.28% at 5 minutes, then panicked further to -0.48% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this drama with a 1.05% instant drop, clawed back to -0.85%, then staged a heroic 0.08% recovery. GORK, ever the contrarian, shrugged with a 0.36% gain before flip-flopping between minor losses and gains. Compared to historical reactions, this was less "Kardashev-scale disruption" and more "solar-powered yawn." A near-identical May 12 post sparked ETH rallies up to 0.83%, while DOGE historically thrived on Musk's energy optimism. Today’s inverse reaction suggests traders either misread the post or finally realized fusion won’t fix their leverage. Nothing says market efficiency like crypto assets interpreting "billionfold energy increase" as a signal to sell. Perhaps the real energy crisis is the lack of coherent trading theses.

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