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@cb_doge : "Once you understand Kardashev Scale, it becomes utterly obvious that essentially all energy generation will be solar. A relat…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,570.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,564.42
-6.480 (-0.25%)
5 min
$2,529.48
-41.420 (-1.61%)
10 min
$2,554.49
-16.410 (-0.64%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235530
-0.0₃969 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.231980
-0.005 (-1.91%)
10 min
$0.233520
-0.003 (-1.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021960
+0.0₄899 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.021350
-0.0₃519 (-2.38%)
10 min
$0.021800
-0.0₄7 (-0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar sermon sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, proving once again that even Kardashev-scale wisdom can't outrun trader whimsy. ETH dipped 0.25% in the first minute, then accelerated to a 1.61% drop over five minutes before partially recovering to -0.64% at ten minutes. DOGE mirrored the drama with a 0.41% instant slide, deepening to 1.91% at five minutes, while GORK—ever the contrarian—briefly rallied 0.41% before joining the retreat. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was notably more bearish: prior solar musings often sparked ETH rallies (up to 0.83%) or muted swings, suggesting traders are either fatigued by renewable energy prophecies or finally questioning the link between stellar thermodynamics and meme coins. Nothing says "efficient market hypothesis" like DOGE traders parsing Kardashev scales between latte sips.

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