The great dying

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Rothmus
@Rothmus

It’s so over.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,547.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,545.02
-2.690 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,545.99
-1.720 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,551.49
+3.78 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227120
-0.0₃219 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.227370
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.227420
+0.0₄8 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021590
+0.0₃18 (+0.84%)
5 min
$0.021770
+0.0₃36 (+1.68%)
10 min
$0.021640
+0.0₃23 (+1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a shrug with extra steps. ETH dipped briefly (-0.11% in 1min) before rebounding (+0.15% in 10min), mirroring past "doom" posts where it wobbled then settled. DOGE barely twitched (-0.10% to +0.04%), proving even meme coins now yawn at Musk's vague prophecies. GORK, ever the contrarian, rallied (+0.84% to +1.68%), perhaps because obscure tokens thrive on chaos. Volatility was tame compared to historical parallels: a May 4th "collapse" post saw ETH drop -0.25% over 10min, while a May 10th "David v Goliath" sparked wilder swings. The market’s reaction? Like a seasoned therapist nodding at a billionaire’s third midlife crisis this week.

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