The Great Population Collapse

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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

The entire developed world is dying

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,840.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,839.99
-1.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$1,839.19
-1.800 (-0.10%)
10 min
$1,836.44
-4.550 (-0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.176130
-0.0₄799 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.176210
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.175950
-0.0₃26 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's endorsement of doomposting triggered a crypto market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH dipped 0.05% in the first minute, a yawn-worthy 0.25% drop over ten minutes: less volatility than a grocery list left in the rain. DOGE barely twitched, with a net 0.15% decline that wouldn’t startle a sleeping hedge fund manager. Compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, this was the financial equivalent of a shrug—perhaps because even crypto traders have doomscrolling fatigue. The real shocker? Someone still thinks "End Wokeness" qualifies as analysis.