Excellent history show

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,552.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,550.85
-1.410 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,553.29
+1.03 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,547.70
-4.560 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.248420
+0.0₃73 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.249070
+0.001 (+0.56%)
10 min
$0.248560
+0.0₃87 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.048090
+0.0₃48 (+1.01%)
5 min
$0.048490
+0.0₃879 (+1.85%)
10 min
$0.048120
+0.0₃51 (+1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "excellent history show None" post triggered more confusion than market movement, proving once again that not all his tweets are created equal. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.06% in 1 minute, up 0.04% in 5, then down 0.18% in 10, as if the market collectively shrugged mid-yawn. DOGE and GORK barely registered the noise, with DOGE’s 0.56% peak gain in 5 minutes and GORK’s 1.85% rise suggesting even meme coins have attention spans longer than goldfish. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics: ETH’s 0.18% swing wouldn’t crack the top 1000 of his tweet-induced spasms, and DOGE’s reaction was roughly equivalent to a dog noticing a distant squirrel. The real mystery isn’t the post’s meaning but why anyone expected coherence from a man who once sold flamethrowers for fun.