David v Goliath

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,364.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,370.90
+6.54 (+0.28%)
5 min
$2,366.27
+1.91 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,360.01
-4.350 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224170
+0.0₃48 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.224160
+0.0₃469 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.224070
+0.0₃379 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.041150
-0.0₃26 (-0.63%)
5 min
$0.040930
-0.0₃48 (-1.16%)
10 min
$0.041090
-0.0₃32 (-0.77%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "david v goliath None" post triggered a market shrug with more whimper than bang. ETH saw a fleeting 0.28% spike in the first minute before fading to a 0.18% drop by the 10-minute mark: classic buy-the-rumor, sell-the-news behavior. DOGE barely twitched, clinging to a 0.2% gain like a doge clinging to a meme. GORK, the apparent "David" in this analogy, took a 1.16% nosedive over five minutes—proof that not all underdogs are created equal. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting even crypto traders are getting immune to his riddles. Nothing says "David vs. Goliath" like a battle where everyone loses interest before the slingshot is even loaded.