Much appreciated on behalf of the

@DOGE team
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
@SecScottBessent

The effort undertaken by

@DOGE and @elonmusk is one of the most important of my lifetime and I am committed to not letting the bureaucracy slow it down. We need to get the costs under control; we need to get government efficiency under control; and we need to make the government

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,523.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,522.60
-0.720 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,526.23
+2.91 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,524.13
+0.810 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225040
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.225250
+0.0₃1 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.224850
-0.0₃299 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020790
-0.0₃14 (-0.67%)
5 min
$0.020860
-0.0₄7 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.020820
-0.0₃109 (-0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post, a bureaucratic word salad masquerading as gratitude, had all the market impact of a damp firecracker. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: down 0.03% in 1 minute, then up 0.12% in 5, settling at a thrilling 0.03% gain by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the excitement of watching paint dry: a 0.05% drop, a 0.04% rise, then a 0.13% slump. GORK, ever the overachiever, led the race to the bottom with declines of 0.67%, 0.33%, and 0.53%. Compared to historical posts, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging." Similar past posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.53% or down 0.61%, while DOGE once rallied 1.06%—proof that even crypto traders occasionally mistake politeness for a catalyst. Nothing says "efficiency" like a Treasury shoutout that moves markets less than a typo in a cat meme.

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