Great work by the

@SpaceX team!
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Brian Basson
@BassonBrain

Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.79

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Tesla 🇺🇸

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ETH

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DOGE

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GORK

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's satellite stats post triggered a textbook case of "Musk math": tiny percentage gains for serious assets, wild swings for memes. PayPal barely blinked: up 0.05% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.06% by 5 minutes, then dipping 0.11% over 10 minutes—essentially flatlining with the enthusiasm of a spreadsheet. Tesla fared slightly better: a 0.14% initial bump grew to 0.34% in 10 minutes, proving even SpaceX wins can’t shake its "mildly caffeinated bond" trading pattern. Crypto reacted like it always does: ETH crawled up 0.53% over 10 minutes while DOGE and GORK—those perpetual carnival rides—jumped 1.06% and 1.64% respectively, because nothing says "sound investment" like a coin named after an inside joke. Historical context shows this was tame: a similar May post sent ETH on a 0.31% rollercoaster drop, while DOGE swung from +0.57% to -0.33%. Volatility? More like "Musk standard deviation." The real takeaway: SpaceX could colonize Mars tomorrow, and the market would still reward it with the same energy as a lukewarm cup of coffee—unless you’re trading tokens named after dogs or nonsense. Priorities.

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