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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,556.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,544.11
-12.480 (-0.49%)
5 min
$2,540.87
-15.720 (-0.61%)
10 min
$2,543.21
-13.380 (-0.52%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224950
-0.0₃649 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.224700
-0.0₃899 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.225030
-0.0₃569 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022440
+0.0₄6 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.022100
-0.0₃279 (-1.25%)
10 min
$0.022160
-0.0₃22 (-0.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post urging support for X triggered a market reaction best described as "underwhelmingly whelming." ETH dipped modestly: down 0.49% in 1 minute, 0.61% in 5 minutes, and 0.52% in 10 minutes, proving crypto traders have stronger reactions to coffee spills than celebrity endorsements. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with drops of 0.29%, 0.40%, and 0.25% over the same periods, a volatility profile flatter than a pancake at a weightlifting convention. GORK, the wildcard, briefly rallied 0.27% before succumbing to gravity with 1.25% and 0.98% declines, a fitting metaphor for the fleeting hype cycle. Historical context is absent, suggesting even the market’s memory has better things to do. The real takeaway: Musk’s influence now moves markets about as much as a fortune cookie prediction moves a chess grandmaster.