Passed pit 104 with terrible hotel lag (not Starlink). Will push higher pits on

@Starlink while airborne.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.78
+0.0₄991 (+0.00%)
5 min
$72.81
+0.030 (+0.04%)
10 min
$72.82
+0.045 (+0.06%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $341.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$343.08
+2.05 (+0.60%)
5 min
$342.85
+1.82 (+0.53%)
10 min
$342.96
+1.93 (+0.57%)

ETH

Before post: $2,584.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,577.02
-7.190 (-0.28%)
5 min
$2,578.52
-5.690 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,583.92
-0.290 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231760
-0.0₃84 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.231260
-0.001 (-0.58%)
10 min
$0.232080
-0.0₃519 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.026060
-0.0₃539 (-2.03%)
5 min
$0.026100
-0.0₃499 (-1.88%)
10 min
$0.026690
+0.0₄899 (+0.34%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post about hotel lag and airborne pits left markets as confused as a tourist without Wi-Fi. PayPal barely blinked: flat at 1 minute, then a microscopic 0.04% gain over 10 minutes. Tesla showed modest enthusiasm: up 0.60% immediately, settling at 0.57% after 10 minutes. Crypto wasn’t amused: ETH dipped 0.28% early before flatlining, DOGE wobbled between -0.58% and -0.22%, and GORK staged a minor comeback after a 2.03% nosedive. Compared to past Starlink-related posts, this was tamer than a decaf espresso. Historical data shows ETH and DOGE often reacting more sharply (up to 0.55% swings), while Tesla’s moves today were notably less dramatic than its usual Musk-induced gymnastics. The real mystery here isn’t the market impact—it’s why anyone thought "terrible hotel lag" was a tradable signal.

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