Starlink continuity test with Diablo Hardcore. Any major lag or a brief loss of connection means permadeath, so it is the best test.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,470.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,474.63
+4.26 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,472.02
+1.65 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,473.99
+3.62 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226750
+0.0₃829 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.226440
+0.0₃519 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.226020
+0.0₄999 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.048040
-0.0₃489 (-1.01%)
5 min
$0.048230
-0.0₃299 (-0.62%)
10 min
$0.048640
+0.0₃11 (+0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink gaming flex proves crypto markets still treat his tweets like a roulette wheel. ETH saw a modest 0.17% bump in the first minute, fading to 0.07% by 5 minutes before a slight recovery to 0.15% at 10 minutes: textbook "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE wobbled between 0.37% and 0.04% gains, while GORK briefly panicked with a 1.01% drop before rebounding, suggesting low liquidity turns Musk-related noise into existential crises for microcaps. Compared to historical Starlink announcements, this ranks as mild turbulence: ETH’s 0.37% spike on May 11th (similar post) dwarfs today’s reaction, and DOGE’s volatility is half its usual Musk-induced froth. GORK’s rollercoaster, however, remains reliably chaotic—like a meme stock that didn’t get the memo about 2021 ending. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital currencies mooning because a billionaire won a video game.

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