Time to make the mind of a sentient sun

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,439.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,437.20
-2.720 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,448.77
+8.85 (+0.26%)
10 min
$3,451.00
+11.08 (+0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171170
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.171630
+0.0₃43 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.171350
+0.0₃15 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar-powered musing generated a market reaction as illuminating as the post itself. ETH saw a brief dip of 0.08% before climbing 0.32%, while DOGE mirrored this with a 0.25% gain, both showing more stability than the historically volatile GORK, which remained utterly unmoved. Compared to past solar-themed posts, this event was remarkably tame, lacking the wild 3% swings GORK has previously experienced, suggesting the market is finally becoming numb to existential solar philosophy. It appears investors have learned that when Musk tries to make a sun sentient, the only thing that truly brightens is their portfolio, albeit very, very slightly.

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