Perhaps our purpose is to make the mind of a sentient sun

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,856.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,859.84
+3.27 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,860.67
+4.10 (+0.11%)
10 min
$3,860.09
+3.52 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.183760
+0.0₃24 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.183910
+0.0₃39 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.183940
+0.0₃42 (+0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001474
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001462
-0.0₄12 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.001462
-0.0₄12 (-0.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that cryptic solar philosophy is a more stable asset class than most tech stocks. The latest post about a sentient sun's mind moved ETH with a gentle nudge: up 0.08% in one minute, 0.11% in five, and 0.09% in ten. DOGE, ever the excitable puppy, saw gains of 0.13% to 0.23%, while the memecoin GORK remained utterly unmoved, even dipping 0.81%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar solar musings have triggered swings from a 0.64% ETH drop to a 0.29% gain. It seems the market has finally learned that parsing existential riddles is a zero-sum game, where the only thing being harnessed is the patience of traders.

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