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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,268.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,274.78
+6.25 (+0.19%)
5 min
$3,270.13
+1.60 (+0.05%)
10 min
$3,280.00
+11.47 (+0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.162680
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.162310
-0.0₃409 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.162790
+0.0₄699 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001202
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001202
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001215
+0.0₄129 (+1.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic heart and rocket emoji combo proves once again that modern monetary policy is just a tweet away. Ethereum saw a modest but immediate pop: up 0.19% in the first minute, a slight 0.05% gain after five, and a more notable 0.35% climb after ten minutes. Dogecoin, his usual muse, barely twitched with negligible losses and gains, while the memecoin GORK slept through the initial drama only to wake up with a 1.08% jump later. This volatility is actually quite tame compared to historical reactions; a near-identical post from June sparked a similar slow-burn ETH rally, while posts featuring just the rocket emoji have consistently triggered minor sell-offs. It seems the market has finally learned to read between the lines, or perhaps it's just exhausted. The true innovation here is training algorithms to find meaning in hieroglyphics meant for a different planet.

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