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Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie

It’s insincere for

@SpeakerJohnson to insinuate @elonmusk is against the Big Beautiful Bill because it doesn’t benefit his companies specifically. Musk is a true America First entrepreneur who could have had a much more comfortable existence and a higher net worth by sitting on

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,607.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,606.25
-1.050 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,608.49
+1.19 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,613.08
+5.78 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187930
-0.0₅999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.188480
+0.0₃54 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.188940
+0.001 (+0.53%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009990
+0.0₄1 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.010080
+0.0₃1 (+1.00%)
10 min
$0.010130
+0.0₃15 (+1.50%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then rallied 0.22% over 10 minutes, mirroring the indecisiveness of a middle manager in a brainstorming session. DOGE edged up 0.53%, while GORK—ever the overachiever—popped 1.50%, proving once again that obscure tokens treat Musk's tweets like rocket fuel. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: past posts with 65% similarity saw ETH swing 0.17% versus today’s 0.26%, suggesting the market now treats Musk’s political commentary like a rerun of a mildly entertaining sitcom. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching over a billionaire’s opinion on legislative sincerity.

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