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Mark Kretschmann
@mark_k

Grok 4 is amazing. I keep coming back to it. It's just so good.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,303.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,299.18
-4.520 (-0.11%)
5 min
$4,295.42
-8.280 (-0.19%)
10 min
$4,293.50
-10.200 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223040
-0.0₃35 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.222960
-0.0₃43 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.223130
-0.0₃26 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007560
+0.0₅8 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.007580
+0.0₄28 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.007590
+0.0₄38 (+0.50%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest rocket-themed musings sent markets into their usual state of mild confusion, proving once again that crypto traders have the attention span of a goldfish with a caffeine addiction. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.19% in 5 minutes, and 0.24% in 10 minutes, a far cry from the 0.31% drop seen after a nearly identical post last July. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.16% 1-minute drop, though it recovered slightly faster than its historical 0.63% plunge. GORK, the apparent beneficiary of this round, inched up 0.50% over 10 minutes, a stark contrast to its 2.01% nosedive under similar phrasing before. Volatility remains tame compared to past reactions, suggesting either market maturity or collective exhaustion from deciphering rocket metaphors. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching over a billionaire's vague praise for an AI model named after a sci-fi term.

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