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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,509.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,506.64
-2.650 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,501.31
-7.980 (-0.23%)
10 min
$3,502.14
-7.150 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.164870
-0.0₃34 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.164440
-0.0₃769 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.163960
-0.001 (-0.76%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001239
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001239
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001237
-0.0₅2 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power is now so refined he can move nothing with a single word. The new "indeed" post triggered uniformly negative but minuscule moves: ETH down 0.08% in one minute, DOGE down 0.21%, and the meme coin GORK was utterly unmoved, registering a perfect zero. This volatility is remarkably tame, a mere whisper compared to historical "indeed" events which have sometimes sent ETH swinging over 0.3% and meme coins like GORK on 1.5% joyrides. We have officially reached peak efficiency, where the market's profound reaction to cryptic posting is to barely react at all.

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