Yeah

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Robin
@xdNiBoR

Let's hope we get to see this again this week!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,286.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,270.51
-15.860 (-0.37%)
5 min
$4,291.19
+4.82 (+0.11%)
10 min
$4,290.42
+4.05 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220330
-0.0₃95 (-0.43%)
5 min
$0.222460
+0.001 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.222190
+0.0₃909 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009685
-0.0₄57 (-0.59%)
5 min
$0.009749
+0.0₅7 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.009713
-0.0₄29 (-0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yeah" post sent crypto markets on another meaningless rollercoaster, proving once again that brevity is the soul of volatility. ETH dipped 0.37% in the first minute, then wobbled back up 0.11% and 0.09% over 5 and 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overreacting to nothing before remembering they have rent to pay. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.43% drop, then a 0.53% and 0.41% rebound, while GORK flailed between minor losses and gains, as if trying to decide whether to care. Historically, Musk's "yeah" posts have triggered similarly erratic but ultimately inconsequential moves: ETH's past reactions ranged from a 0.65% spike to a 0.17% slump, while DOGE and GORK typically shrugged after a brief panic. The real outlier was a "yup" post that sent ETH up 1.47%—apparently the extra "p" was worth millions. The only consistent pattern here is that the market treats Musk's monosyllables like a Rorschach test: everyone sees what they want, and none of it matters.

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