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Eric Jorgenson
@EricJorgenson

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@naval says becomes obvious to the rest of the world ten years later. x.com/naval/status/7…

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.62
-0.103 (-0.15%)
5 min
$70.76
+0.037 (+0.05%)
10 min
$70.81
+0.082 (+0.12%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$348.91
+0.570 (+0.16%)
5 min
$349.21
+0.870 (+0.25%)
10 min
$350.29
+1.95 (+0.56%)

ETH

Before post: $2,639.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,650.00
+10.16 (+0.38%)
5 min
$2,648.60
+8.76 (+0.33%)
10 min
$2,639.10
-0.740 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198040
+0.0₃519 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.198150
+0.0₃629 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.196840
-0.0₃68 (-0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010930
+0.0₄4 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.011050
+0.0₃16 (+1.47%)
10 min
$0.010990
+0.0₄999 (+0.92%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the post itself is about as enlightening as a fortune cookie. PayPal dipped 0.15% in the first minute before clawing back 0.12% over ten minutes, suggesting even fintech giants aren't immune to momentary existential crises. Tesla, ever the loyal disciple, rose steadily to a 0.56% gain, because why wouldn't it. ETH and DOGE did their usual dance: ETH popped 0.38% early then gave back gains, while DOGE's 0.34% drop confirmed meme coins have the attention span of a goldfish. GORK, the dark horse, rallied 1.47% at one point—presumably because someone misread the ticker. Historical context shows these moves are par for the course: similar past posts triggered ETH swings between -0.34% and +0.07%, while DOGE flipped more times than a pancake at brunch. Volatility here is less "market-moving insight" and more "algorithmic traders pretending to understand poetry." The real takeaway? A quote about hindsight being obvious moved markets faster than most earnings reports. Perhaps the next SEC filing should be written in haiku.

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