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The fact that Grok is #2 in the productivity category despite the fact that

@apple is pushing OpenAI is insane.

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ETH

Before post: $4,451.88

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$4,455.73
+3.85 (+0.09%)
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$4,444.14
-7.740 (-0.17%)
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$4,448.02
-3.860 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.233970
-0.0₃459 (-0.20%)
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$0.233060
-0.001 (-0.58%)
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$0.233600
-0.0₃829 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010573
-0.0₅199 (-0.02%)
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$0.010428
-0.0₃146 (-1.39%)
10 min
$0.010429
-0.0₃145 (-1.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yeah" post proves once again that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH saw a fleeting 0.09% uptick in the first minute, only to slide 0.17% over five minutes and settle at a 0.09% loss after ten: classic whiplash for a coin that treats Musk tweets like caffeine shots. DOGE mirrored its usual theatrics with a 0.20% drop in the first minute, deepening to 0.58% by minute five, while GORK—the apparent target of Musk’s jab—tanked 1.39% in five minutes, as if the market collectively sighed at yet another AI feud. Compared to historical "yeah" events, this volatility is par for the course: ETH’s reactions have ranged from 0.01% to 0.65% spikes, while DOGE oscillates between indifference and mild panic. GORK, however, seems uniquely cursed, consistently shedding value whenever Musk breathes near it. Nothing says "efficient markets" like billionaires musing about productivity apps while traders scramble to interpret monosyllables.

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