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Seth Rosenberg
@SethGRosenberg

My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,644.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,642.82
-2.050 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,634.23
-10.640 (-0.29%)
10 min
$3,645.23
+0.360 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.169830
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.169530
-0.0₃37 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.170080
+0.0₃18 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001400
+0.0₄129 (+0.94%)
5 min
$0.001406
+0.0₄189 (+1.37%)
10 min
$0.001396
+0.0₅9 (+0.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound commentary on the NYC voting experience once again sends shockwaves through the crypto markets, or at least a minor tremor. For ETH: a fleeting dip of 0.29% over five minutes before a total non-recovery of +0.01% at ten minutes. For DOGE: a similar pattern with a 0.22% five-minute drop and a 0.11% uptick. The real winner is GORK, posting a respectable 1.37% gain, proving some altcoins still find a way to profit from the chaos. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "wow" events, which have triggered swings over three times larger, making this more of a polite nod than a market-moving event. It seems the market has finally learned to ignore the master of suspense, or perhaps it's just waiting for a post with more than three letters.

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