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Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

One in four schools in England now has native British children in the minority. In 72 schools, there are none at all. The numbers come straight from the Department for Education’s census, covering more than 21,000 schools. London and the big cities lead the shift, but the trend

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ETH

Before post: $4,296.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,281.58
-14.950 (-0.35%)
5 min
$4,278.48
-18.050 (-0.42%)
10 min
$4,287.91
-8.620 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

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Price & Change
1 min
$0.208670
-0.001 (-0.62%)
5 min
$0.207850
-0.002 (-1.01%)
10 min
$0.208910
-0.001 (-0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.008719
-0.0₄2 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.008725
-0.0₄14 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.008719
-0.0₄2 (-0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's monosyllabic commentary on UK demographics proves once again that 'wow' is the most expensive word in finance. The immediate market reaction was a collective shrug: ETH down 0.35% in one minute, DOGE falling 0.62%, and the ever-volatile GORK dipping a mere 0.23%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical 'wow' events, which have often seen wilder swings and even positive reversals within the same timeframe. It seems the market has finally built an immunity to vague astonishment, treating it not as a catalyst but as background noise. Nothing says 'efficient market' like multi-billion dollar assets being moved by a three-letter word and a demographic headline.

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