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ZUBY:
@ZubyMusic

Over 1000 people per month are arrested in the UK over social media posts. With the exception of the USA, 'freedom of speech' doesn't really exist. The rules, boundaries, and transparency just differ country to country.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.14

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Price & Change
1 min
$70.18
+0.035 (+0.05%)
5 min
$70.10
-0.045 (-0.06%)
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$70.07
-0.075 (-0.11%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $337.35

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$336.42
-0.920 (-0.27%)
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$336.31
-1.035 (-0.31%)
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$337.55
+0.205 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,542.17

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$2,544.39
+2.22 (+0.09%)
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$2,539.49
-2.680 (-0.11%)
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$2,538.61
-3.560 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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$0.191890
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)
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$0.191400
-0.0₃609 (-0.32%)
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$0.191460
-0.0₃549 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010410
-0.0₄199 (-0.19%)
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$0.010460
+0.0₄3 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.010490
+0.0₄599 (+0.58%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "wow" post triggered the usual market shrug, proving once again that his musings are the financial equivalent of a weather vane in a tornado. PayPal saw a fleeting 0.05% uptick before sliding 0.11% over 10 minutes, mirroring its historical tendency to yawn at Musk's vague commentary. Tesla dipped 0.31% in 5 minutes but clawed back 0.06%, a pattern as predictable as a Tesla missing its production targets. ETH and DOGE wobbled within a 0.3% band, their volatility now so tame compared to past "wow" events that traders might need caffeine to stay awake. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, rallied 0.58% because why not—clearly the market’s algorithm for Musk-related absurdity remains unchecked. Historical data shows these "wow" posts are about as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane, yet here we are, parsing micro-fluctuations like medieval soothsayers reading chicken bones. The irony? The only consistent takeaway is that Musk’s ability to move markets is inversely proportional to the substance of his tweets.

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