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Pavel Durov
@durov

This spring at the Salon des Batailles in the Hôtel de Crillon, Nicolas Lerner, head of French intelligence, asked me to ban conservative voices in Romania ahead of elections. I refused. We didn’t block protesters in Russia, Belarus, or Iran. We won’t start doing it in Europe.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,376.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,373.31
-3.550 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,380.80
+3.94 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,392.81
+15.95 (+0.67%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220520
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.221630
+0.001 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.222630
+0.002 (+0.93%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020580
-0.0₄599 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.020650
+0.0₄1 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.020980
+0.0₃34 (+1.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "wow" strikes again, proving brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, then rallied 0.17% and 0.67% over 5 and 10 minutes: classic crypto whiplash. DOGE followed its usual script, shrugging off a 0.02% drop to climb 0.48% and 0.93%. GORK, the wildcard, fell 0.29% initially but surged 1.65% later, because why not. Compared to past "wow" events, this was mild: ETH’s 0.67% gain beats the 0.19% and -0.03% from previous outings, while DOGE’s 0.93% outperforms its 0.08% and 0.18% historical highs. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards, where a single tweet once moved Tesla 5% in minutes. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a billionaire musing about censorship while altcoins do the cha-cha.

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