The Sun is the source of ~100% of energy. Everything else is just crumbs.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,657.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,656.65
-0.470 (-0.01%)
5 min
$3,662.95
+5.83 (+0.16%)
10 min
$3,646.42
-10.700 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227240
+0.0₃489 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.227930
+0.001 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.226440
-0.0₃31 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006713
+0.0₄23 (+0.34%)
5 min
$0.006723
+0.0₄33 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.006688
-0.0₅199 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's solar musings once again prove that even the sun can't outshine crypto's indifference. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.16% in 5, then down 0.29% in 10. DOGE barely blinked: up 0.22%, then 0.52%, before a 0.14% shrug. GORK, ever the wildcard, peaked at 0.49% before flatlining at -0.03%. Compared to past solar sermons, this was a snooze: historical posts triggered ETH swings up to -0.68%, DOGE tantrums of -0.59%, and GORK's melodramatic -3.48% nosedives. Today's volatility? A lukewarm tea party. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like watching traders yawn at existential energy truths. Perhaps next time he should tweet about mooning.

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