Chip design review continues tomorrow, followed by Optimus demo review

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,895.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,898.34
+3.33 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,898.69
+3.68 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,899.49
+4.48 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187840
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.187820
+0.0₃119 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.187870
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001499
+0.0₄129 (+0.87%)
5 min
$0.001484
-0.0₅199 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.001508
+0.0₄22 (+1.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic murmur proves the market is now a Pavlovian dog salivating for any bell it hears. ETH saw a modest but consistent climb: up 0.09% after one minute, holding at 0.09% after five, and ticking up to 0.12% after ten. DOGE barely twitched, with negligible gains around 0.07%. The real star was GORK, which, in a display of pure speculative chaos, swung from a 0.87% surge to a 0.13% dip before rocketing to a 1.48% gain. This volatility is par for the course, as historical posts with similar 'Optimus' and 'chip' themes have triggered equally erratic and often contradictory price swings across these assets. It seems the only thing more optimized than the chip design is the market's capacity to find meaning in the mundane.

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