Optimus

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Tesla Optimus
@Tesla_Optimus

Vote your Tesla shares

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,794.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,787.00
-7.820 (-0.21%)
5 min
$3,785.25
-9.570 (-0.25%)
10 min
$3,798.52
+3.70 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181740
-0.0₃159 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.181800
-0.0₃1 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.182570
+0.0₃67 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001730
+0.0₄1 (+0.58%)
5 min
$0.001745
+0.0₄25 (+1.45%)
10 min
$0.001744
+0.0₄24 (+1.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's robots are now giving financial advice, and the market is predictably sane about it. Ethereum showed initial jitters with a 0.25% dip at five minutes before a minor 0.10% recovery, while Dogecoin's 0.37% gain was less a rally and more a rounding error. The real star was GORK, posting a respectable 1.45% climb, which is practically a bull market in Musk-post volatility terms. Compared to past Optimus antics, this was a model of stability, lacking the wild 3% swings seen when the bot attends movie premieres. It seems a robot telling shareholders to vote is less disruptive than one performing ballet.

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