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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,989.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,985.32
-4.040 (-0.10%)
5 min
$3,987.04
-2.320 (-0.06%)
10 min
$3,981.71
-7.650 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193840
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.193860
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.193740
-0.0₄9 (-0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002362
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.002360
-0.0₅199 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.002376
+0.0₄14 (+0.59%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest sci-fi musing proved to be a dud firework for crypto markets. Ethereum saw a gradual decline, ending down 0.19% after ten minutes, while Dogecoin's non-movement was a masterclass in anticlimax, and the obscure GORK token managed a minor 0.59% gain, proving once again that volatility is the only constant in this circus. The historical data reveals a pattern of wildly inconsistent reactions to similar Optimus-related posts, ranging from mild gains to utter indifference, suggesting the market's algorithm for parsing his whims is fundamentally broken. It appears the only thing more unpredictable than a billionaire's tweet is a meme coin's reaction to it: a thrilling narrative of almost nothing happening.

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