Optimus at the Tron premiere

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Tesla Optimus
@Tesla_Optimus

Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,683.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,682.81
-0.980 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,684.09
+0.300 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,681.36
-2.430 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.264940
-0.0₃5 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.264950
-0.0₃489 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.264890
-0.0₃549 (-0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014936
-0.0₃254 (-1.67%)
5 min
$0.015048
-0.0₃141 (-0.93%)
10 min
$0.014675
-0.0₃514 (-3.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's robot has learned to start bar fights, and the market responded with the crypto equivalent of a polite cough. ETH waffled between negligible gains and losses, ending down a mere 0.05% after ten minutes. DOGE showed slightly more conviction in its apathy, consistently dripping down around 0.2%. The real drama was in GORK, which plunged 3.39%, proving that obscure tokens treat any Musk-related whimsy as a fundamental reassessment of their value. Compared to historical posts, this volatility is remarkably tame; past mentions of Optimus learning kung fu or ballet triggered more decisive, if equally irrational, positive movements. It seems the market has finally become bored with the antics of a fictional fighting robot, which is perhaps the most shocking development of all.

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