Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind

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Cybertruck
@cybertruck

Cybertruck is alien technology x.com/expatind/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,884.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,889.10
+4.79 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,891.10
+6.79 (+0.17%)
10 min
$3,892.91
+8.60 (+0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186920
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.187040
+0.0₃29 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.187120
+0.0₃37 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001460
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001500
+0.0₄4 (+2.74%)
10 min
$0.001502
+0.0₄42 (+2.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that the market's primary utility is as a high-stakes mood ring. The post triggered a uniformly positive, albeit microscopic, move: ETH climbed steadily to a 0.22% gain, DOGE inched up 0.20%, and the meme coin GORK woke from its slumber with a nearly 3% pop. This placid response is hilariously tame compared to the historical volatility typically induced by his Cybertruck pronouncements, which have more often than not sent these assets into the red. It seems "alien technology" is less about explosive gains and more about consistently bewildering the financial logic of everyone watching.

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