Cybertruck crushes Lambo

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TESLA CYBERTRUCK vs LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR: DRAG RACE $TSLA

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,389.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,387.83
-2.060 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,386.08
-3.810 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,387.45
-2.440 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.157510
-0.0₃349 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.157450
-0.0₃409 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.157500
-0.0₃359 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005340
-0.0₅999 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.005330
-0.0₄2 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.005360
+0.0₄1 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cybertruck flex triggered a crypto market shrug, proving even Lambo-crushing theatrics can't always move the needle. ETH dipped mildly: 1min (-0.09%), 5min (-0.16%), 10min (-0.10%), as if the market briefly sighed before checking its phone. DOGE mirrored the apathy with 1min (-0.22%), 5min (-0.26%), 10min (-0.23%), while GORK staged a token rebellion: 1min (-0.19%), 5min (-0.37%), then a dead-cat bounce at 10min (+0.19%). Volatility was tamer than a cybertruck’s drag race victory lap: ETH’s swings were 60% less dramatic than the May 14 post, DOGE’s 40% calmer, and GORK—well, GORK remains GORK, flipping from historical chaos to today’s lukewarm theatrics. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto traders ignoring a billionaire’s vehicular smack talk to focus on more pressing matters, like why their portfolios still resemble a graveyard.

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