Cybertrucks escorting

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@POTUS 's motorcade is escorted to the Amiri Diwan in Doha, Qatar

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,628.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,627.38
-1.160 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,622.19
-6.350 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,616.00
-12.540 (-0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237640
-0.0₃32 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.237560
-0.0₃4 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.236980
-0.0₃98 (-0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.029520
+0.0₃269 (+0.92%)
5 min
$0.029270
+0.0₄199 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.028750
-0.0₃5 (-1.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Cybertruck escort tweet sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, proving once again that even his most random musings move needles. ETH took the news hardest: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.24% in 5 minutes, and 0.48% in 10 minutes, as if traders briefly questioned whether blockchain belonged in a motorcade. DOGE wobbled less dramatically: 0.13% drop in 1 minute, 0.17% in 5, and 0.41% in 10, suggesting even meme coins have standards. GORK, ever the contrarian, spiked 0.92% in 1 minute before giving it all back and then some, down 1.71% in 10 minutes—a fitting metaphor for crypto’s attention span. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a sneeze can trigger a 10% swing. The real surprise? No historical precedent exists, because only Musk could link armored trucks to altcoins and make it seem vaguely logical. The market’s reaction was less about the content and more about the collective sigh of investors realizing they now have to factor in Qatari motorcades to their TA.