Cybertruck receives top safety rating!

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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt

NEWS: The

@Tesla Cybertruck has now officially received a 5-Star safety rating for both the driver and passenger independent scores from the NHTSA, on top of the overall 5-star rating it already received back in February.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,300.07

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$4,297.37
-2.700 (-0.06%)
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$4,297.35
-2.720 (-0.06%)
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$4,288.04
-12.030 (-0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

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$0.214200
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
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$0.213980
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)
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$0.212990
-0.001 (-0.56%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009362
-0.0₄259 (-0.28%)
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$0.009379
-0.0₅9 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.009389
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest safety accolade for the Cybertruck proved remarkably unsafe for crypto portfolios. The ten-minute window saw the most blood: ETH down 0.28%, DOGE falling 0.56%, and the meme coin GORK showing a fleeting pulse with a negligible 0.01% gain after initial losses. This volatility is actually tame by historical standards, where similar Cybertruck posts have triggered ETH slides up to 0.48%. It seems the market's safety rating for Musk-related news remains a consistent one-star: proceed with extreme caution.

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