Optimus will perform ballet perfectly

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,596.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,596.52
+0.320 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,597.30
+1.10 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,601.21
+5.01 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234220
+0.0₃66 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.234160
+0.0₃6 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.234460
+0.0₃9 (+0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.026790
-0.0₃139 (-0.52%)
5 min
$0.027510
+0.0₃58 (+2.15%)
10 min
$0.027520
+0.0₃59 (+2.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic ballet tweet made crypto markets pirouette with mixed grace. ETH: a slow start (0.01% in 1min) built to a modest 0.19% gain in 10min, proving even robots need warm-up stretches. DOGE: consistently twerked sideways with 0.26-0.39% gains, because of course it did. GORK: stumbled out the gate (-0.52% in 1min) before moonwalking to a 2.19% rise, because nothing says "ballet" like a meme coin’s erratic jeté. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards—no 20% swings, just the usual circus act where the ringmaster whispers and the clowns faint. The market’s takeaway: if a robot dancing badly moves needles this much, imagine the chaos when it learns the macarena.