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Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY

Dem after Dem called Trump, Elon, etc. Nazis. They accused Hegseth of Nazi tattoos (FALSE). And now? The most popular Dem Senate candidate in AMERICA has actual Nazi tattoos & the full backing of the radical Sanders wing of the Democratic Party. OWN IT.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,958.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,959.00
+0.610 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,956.37
-2.020 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,955.72
-2.670 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197580
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.197400
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.197350
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.003043
-0.0₄129 (-0.43%)
5 min
$0.003078
+0.0₄219 (+0.72%)
10 min
$0.003125
+0.0₄69 (+2.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political musings once again prove to be a masterclass in generating negligible financial noise. The latest "hmm" triggered a classic non-event: ETH saw a fleeting 0.02% gain before settling at a 0.07% loss, while DOGE and the meme-adjacent GORK wobbled within a comically tight range of -0.08% to +2.26%. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical "hmm" posts that have occasionally moved ETH by over half a percent. It seems the market has finally learned that cryptic political commentary is a poor substitute for an actual catalyst. The real shocker is that GORK, a token presumably named by a cat walking on a keyboard, showed the most spirit. One must admire the efficiency of a system where a billionaire's vaguepost can be so perfectly priced in as background static.

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