Elon Musk
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ETH
Before post: $3,841.13
DOGE
Before post: $0.19
GORK
Before post: $0.00
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Elon Musk's latest AI-generated nonsense proves the market is finally learning to ignore the man behind the curtain. The new post triggered a collective shrug: ETH wobbled between a negligible +0.03% and -0.05%, DOGE slid a pitiful -0.16%, while GORK, the apparent self-promotion, managed a meager +1.29% uptick. This muted chaos is a far cry from historical precedent, where similar posts could send ETH on a +0.43% joyride; now we're witnessing volatility so tame it could be mistaken for actual stability. It seems even algorithmic traders have a limit for poetic gibberish about pixel dances.