But 𝕏 and Starlink didn’t skip a beat

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,995.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,002.17
+6.62 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,002.27
+6.72 (+0.17%)
10 min
$3,987.62
-7.930 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200610
+0.0₃609 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.200290
+0.0₃289 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.199500
-0.0₃5 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.004675
-0.0₄509 (-1.08%)
5 min
$0.004669
-0.0₄569 (-1.21%)
10 min
$0.004676
-0.0₄5 (-1.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink flex proved to be a financial dud for the crypto crowd. ETH saw a fleeting 0.17% bump before reversing to a 0.20% loss within ten minutes, while DOGE mirrored this pattern with a 0.30% gain that evaporated into a 0.25% drop. The obscure GORK, however, didn't even pretend to care, trending down a steady 1% throughout. This volatility is notably more bearish than historical Starlink posts, which typically generated sustained, albeit tiny, positive momentum for ETH and DOGE. It seems the market's patience for operational updates is wearing thinner than the atmosphere at the Kármán line.

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