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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,051.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,047.31
-3.890 (-0.10%)
5 min
$4,042.66
-8.540 (-0.21%)
10 min
$4,039.50
-11.700 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201990
-0.0₃329 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.201200
-0.001 (-0.55%)
10 min
$0.200720
-0.002 (-0.79%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005069
+0.0₅899 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.005112
+0.0₄519 (+1.03%)
10 min
$0.005079
+0.0₄189 (+0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves that even a thinking face can't predict its own market impact. ETH saw immediate but modest declines: down 0.10% in one minute, 0.21% in five, and 0.29% in ten. DOGE followed a similar pattern with a 0.16% drop accelerating to 0.79%, while the meme coin GORK initially gained 1.03% before settling at 0.38%. Historically, this identical post has triggered both rallies and sell-offs, creating a coin flip of volatility where the only consistent pattern is inconsistency. It seems the market has decided that profound thought from a billionaire is best met with profound confusion from traders.

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