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@BasedBeffJezos

How is a self-respecting technology brother supposed to communicate with their favorite e-girls without the military-grade encrypted communications app? Truly dark times. x.com/BasedBeffJezos…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,044.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,044.89
+0.710 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,044.11
-0.070 (0.00%)
10 min
$4,041.19
-2.990 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201030
+0.0₃269 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.200900
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.200840
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005050
-0.0₄43 (-0.84%)
5 min
$0.005051
-0.0₄42 (-0.82%)
10 min
$0.005066
-0.0₄27 (-0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest product plug proves the market is now fully acclimated to his particular brand of cryptographic chatter. Ethereum saw a fleeting 0.02% bump that evaporated into a 0.07% loss within ten minutes, a pattern of diminishing returns compared to the more sustained positive reactions from similar posts in October. Dogecoin's 0.13% initial pop also faded quickly, while the memecoin GORK continued its tradition of ignoring the hype with a steady decline. This is what passes for stability in crypto: when a post about encrypted e-girl communication causes less volatility than a routine app update.

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