Sup chat

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,513.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,517.51
+3.91 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,515.33
+1.73 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,516.25
+2.65 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190540
+0.0₃449 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.190240
+0.0₃149 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.190230
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Dogecoin's "sup chat None" post proves once again that crypto markets thrive on existential ambiguity. ETH saw modest gains: 1min (+0.16%), 5min (+0.07%), 10min (+0.11%), behaving like a responsible adult at a meme party. DOGE barely budged: 1min (+0.24%), 5min (+0.08%), 10min (+0.07%), as if the market collectively shrugged and went back to staring at charts. Volatility was tame compared to DOGE's usual rollercoaster rides, where a single Elon tweet can trigger double-digit swings. This time, the excitement level matched watching paint dry on a blockchain. Nothing says "financial revolution" like a cryptocurrency reacting to profound nothingness with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem.