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Emad
@EMostaque

Honestly unsurprising

@grok is the most degen trader x.com/jay_azhang/sta…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,879.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,873.44
-5.570 (-0.14%)
5 min
$3,870.19
-8.820 (-0.23%)
10 min
$3,873.83
-5.180 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187090
-0.0₃539 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.187140
-0.0₃489 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.187370
-0.0₃259 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007474
-0.0₄23 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.007463
-0.0₄34 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.007469
-0.0₄28 (-0.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic emoji posts are now a quantifiable market risk factor. The latest face_with_tears_of_joy event triggered immediate, albeit minor, sell-offs: ETH down 0.14% in one minute, DOGE down 0.29%, and the memecoin GORK down 0.31%, with losses generally persisting over ten minutes. This volatility is remarkably consistent, as five near-identical historical posts show a pattern of immediate price dislocations, though the direction is a coin toss—sometimes up, sometimes down. It seems the market has Pavlovian responses to hieroglyphics, but hasn't decided if it's a bell for dinner or a fire alarm.

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