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Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

"Remember the Waymos"

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,677.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,683.20
+5.90 (+0.22%)
5 min
$2,688.02
+10.72 (+0.40%)
10 min
$2,684.31
+7.01 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194810
+0.0₃829 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.194790
+0.0₃809 (+0.42%)
10 min
$0.194850
+0.0₃869 (+0.45%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009530
+0.0₄8 (+0.85%)
5 min
$0.009500
+0.0₄499 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.009480
+0.0₄3 (+0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post once again proves that markets will move for any reason, or no reason at all. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.22% in 1 minute, +0.40% in 5 minutes, then cooled to +0.26% at 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK followed suit with tiny but consistent gains, hovering around +0.4% and +0.5% respectively. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: past similar posts triggered swings from -0.56% to +0.41% for GORK, while ETH’s moves today were middle-of-the-pack—neither a yawn nor a fireworks show. Nothing says efficient markets like a tweet about "waymos" moving billions in value. The robots are definitely in control, and they have a sense of humor.

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