Extremely messed up

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Colin Wright
@SwipeWright

They want to expose kindergartners to drag shows. Just in case that didn’t quite sink in: they’re arguing that adult men dressed in women’s clothing should be invited into your 5-year-old’s classroom to perform sexually suggestive dance routines in front of them. x.com/SwipeWright/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,875.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,880.19
+4.43 (+0.11%)
5 min
$3,879.35
+3.59 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,884.99
+9.23 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187930
+0.0₃34 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.187730
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.188130
+0.0₃539 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007521
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.007501
-0.0₄189 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.007511
-0.0₅899 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that his social media feed is a low-yield, high-frequency trading signal. The latest inflammatory post triggered negligible moves: ETH up 0.11% in one minute, DOGE up 0.18%, and the meme coin GORK barely twitched before fading. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to the historical precedent of a near-identical "messed up" post from May which caused even less market turbulence. It seems the market's reaction to political bait is now as performative as the outrage itself.

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