Seemed improbable at the time

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,507.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,507.30
+0.120 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,506.01
-1.170 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,496.20
-10.980 (-0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172850
-0.0₃14 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.172730
-0.0₃26 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.171790
-0.001 (-0.69%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007030
-0.0₄3 (-0.42%)
5 min
$0.007010
-0.0₄5 (-0.71%)
10 min
$0.006950
-0.0₃11 (-1.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proved the market is still willing to react to nothing at all. ETH barely twitched at first, then slid 0.44% over 10 minutes: a rounding error dressed as drama. DOGE and GORK fared worse, with GORK dropping 1.56%—proof that obscure tokens treat irrelevance as a sell signal. Volatility here is a snooze compared to past Musk-driven frenzies, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their credulity. The real miracle is that anyone still checks their portfolio over a post that reads like a fortune cookie reject.