Wow, I can’t believe ISIS voted against me

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Tesla
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ISS once again completely misses fundamental points of investing and governance. They recommended against compensation that shareholders have voted on twice before (and that Elon has already earned), as well as the 2025 CEO Performance Award (where Elon receives nothing unless

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ETH

Before post: $3,877.79

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$3,877.79
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$3,875.06
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$3,880.13
+2.34 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
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$0.187490
-0.0₃1 (-0.05%)
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$0.187890
+0.0₃299 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.007559
+0.0₅299 (+0.04%)
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$0.007549
-0.0₅7 (-0.09%)
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$0.007521
-0.0₄35 (-0.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest governance rant appears to be the financial equivalent of a whoopee cushion: a lot of noise with a negligible outcome. The market impact was statistically silent: ETH wobbled between -0.07% and +0.06%, DOGE twitched within a 0.21% band, and the meme coin GORK barely mustered a -0.46% move. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar posts have triggered moves exceeding 1% for major assets and meme coins have seen swings over 5%. It seems the market has finally priced in the comedic value of corporate governance debates, rendering them a non-event for your portfolio.

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