Yeah

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,692.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,729.48
+37.26 (+1.01%)
5 min
$3,726.08
+33.86 (+0.92%)
10 min
$3,740.31
+48.09 (+1.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231280
+0.003 (+1.12%)
5 min
$0.231790
+0.003 (+1.34%)
10 min
$0.232930
+0.004 (+1.84%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006782
+0.0₄59 (+0.88%)
5 min
$0.006775
+0.0₄519 (+0.77%)
10 min
$0.006786
+0.0₄63 (+0.94%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will rally to anything resembling coherence from him. ETH jumped 1.01% in the first minute, stabilizing at 1.30% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed with gains of 1.84% and 0.94% respectively. This contrasts sharply with historical posts of similar inanity, which typically triggered minor dips or flatlined—ETH averaged -0.11% over ten minutes in the last five comparable events. Volatility here is tame by Musk-post standards, where double-digit swings aren’t uncommon, but it’s still absurd that “yeah” with an emoji qualifies as a bullish catalyst. The irony? The more meaningless the tweet, the more reliably the market reacts—like a Pavlovian dog conditioned to salivate at a typo.

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