
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
Yeah
😂📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $3,692.22
DOGE
Before post: $0.23
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will rally to anything resembling coherence from him. ETH jumped 1.01% in the first minute, stabilizing at 1.30% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed with gains of 1.84% and 0.94% respectively. This contrasts sharply with historical posts of similar inanity, which typically triggered minor dips or flatlined—ETH averaged -0.11% over ten minutes in the last five comparable events. Volatility here is tame by Musk-post standards, where double-digit swings aren’t uncommon, but it’s still absurd that “yeah” with an emoji qualifies as a bullish catalyst. The irony? The more meaningless the tweet, the more reliably the market reacts—like a Pavlovian dog conditioned to salivate at a typo.